Funny Stories (III)

Killing Insect

A child who was 8 years old. He was playing with her sister who was 3 years old. Suddenly, a brother screamed calling his mother.

Rick : "Mom...mom!!! My sister swallowed insect. Help!"
Mother : "Why didn't you help her?"
Rick : "I did, Mom! But my sister mouth's is full with foam!"
Mother : "How did you help her?"
Rick : "I asked her to drink insect poison because I tried to kill the insect."
Mother : "What...???"

"The Stupid" must stand up

In a college room, a lecture was blaming his students.
"You can't answer my question. What do you know about my lesson? If you feel that you are STUPID, you must stand up!!!"

A college room became silent. More minutes later, suddenly in the last chair a student stood up.
"So are you sure that you are the stupid one?"
"I don't think so, Sir. I just can't see that you stand up your self."