Killing Insect
A child who was 8 years old. He was playing with her sister who was 3 years old. Suddenly, a brother screamed calling his mother.
Rick : "Mom...mom!!! My sister swallowed insect. Help!"
Mother : "Why didn't you help her?"
Rick : "I did, Mom! But my sister mouth's is full with foam!"
Mother : "How did you help her?"
Rick : "I asked her to drink insect poison because I tried to kill the insect."
Mother : "What...???"
"The Stupid" must stand up
In a college room, a lecture was blaming his students.
"You can't answer my question. What do you know about my lesson? If you feel that you are STUPID, you must stand up!!!"
A college room became silent. More minutes later, suddenly in the last chair a student stood up.
"So are you sure that you are the stupid one?"
"I don't think so, Sir. I just can't see that you stand up your self."
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Funny Stories (II)
"Forget" Disease
One day, a father was going to school with his son. In the middle of that journey, the father asked to his son.
Father : "Son, have you checked that your school equipments have been completed?"
Son : "Yes, I have. I have brought them all on my bag."
Fahter : "Good, that is my son!"
After they had arrived at school, the father asked his son again.
Father : "Where is your bag?"
Son : "I leaved my bag at home, Dad!"
Punishment
One day there was a woman who had been being pregnant for three months. When she was walking, suddenly there was a vehicle. The vehicles striked her. Finally, she lost her baby.
The husband of this young woman took the driver to the police office. Then the driver had to go to court. Finally, the judge had made a final decision.
Judge : "These are punishments you have to take. You have to take care her until she cures
totally. Then you have to make her pregnant until three months. Then you may give
back the young woman to her husband"
The husband of young woman : ????
"Be happy is good for your life"
One day, a father was going to school with his son. In the middle of that journey, the father asked to his son.
Father : "Son, have you checked that your school equipments have been completed?"
Son : "Yes, I have. I have brought them all on my bag."
Fahter : "Good, that is my son!"
After they had arrived at school, the father asked his son again.
Father : "Where is your bag?"
Son : "I leaved my bag at home, Dad!"
Punishment
One day there was a woman who had been being pregnant for three months. When she was walking, suddenly there was a vehicle. The vehicles striked her. Finally, she lost her baby.
The husband of this young woman took the driver to the police office. Then the driver had to go to court. Finally, the judge had made a final decision.
Judge : "These are punishments you have to take. You have to take care her until she cures
totally. Then you have to make her pregnant until three months. Then you may give
back the young woman to her husband"
The husband of young woman : ????
"Be happy is good for your life"
Funny Stories
Apple Tragedy
A woman was teaching her students in first day at school. In the blackboard she tried to draw an apple, then while rorated her body, she asked to the students :
"What picture is it?"
All students screamed, "Ass!!!"
After she had heard answer of her students, she cried while ran slowly to look for a headmaster. She would like to tell what her students did. Looking the teacher cried, the headmaster without asking the reason directly he went to classroom. Then, he blamed all students.
"You really dare to interrupt your own teacher??? What did you do to her???"
Classroom became silent. All students became confused. Then a headmaster looked at the blackboard, he became more and more angry when he looked at picture on the blackboard.
"It's over action!!! You even dare to draw ass on the Blackboard!!"
After the teacher had heard this, she became unconcious.
"Be Happy is good for your life"
A woman was teaching her students in first day at school. In the blackboard she tried to draw an apple, then while rorated her body, she asked to the students :
"What picture is it?"
All students screamed, "Ass!!!"
After she had heard answer of her students, she cried while ran slowly to look for a headmaster. She would like to tell what her students did. Looking the teacher cried, the headmaster without asking the reason directly he went to classroom. Then, he blamed all students.
"You really dare to interrupt your own teacher??? What did you do to her???"
Classroom became silent. All students became confused. Then a headmaster looked at the blackboard, he became more and more angry when he looked at picture on the blackboard.
"It's over action!!! You even dare to draw ass on the Blackboard!!"
After the teacher had heard this, she became unconcious.
"Be Happy is good for your life"
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